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For Sale: baby shoes, never worn. They are literally still in the box. I was at Macy’s and I had to add something to my purchase to get the 50% off deal. The cheapest thing within reaching distance was a pair of pink wool baby shoes. So I grabbed them a…

Jesus Christ! They’re Just Baby Shoes! Stop Overanalyzing My Very Simple Ad
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May 6, 2019·1 min read

aah, and here I am thinking that you have a picky dressing ingrate for a baby

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