Area Band to Undertake Semantic Rebranding
grammar meets rock ‘n roll
Suburbia, U.S.A. (AP) In local news, the members of nerdy neighborhood garage band Subject + Predicate have decided to change their name, by shifting the emphasis from the first to the last syllable of each word. Henceforth their band name will be written the same, but will be pronounced Sub-JECT+ Predi-CATE.
The band would like to thank their fans, God, and 8th-grade homeroom teacher Mrs. K, who told them to use more action verbs.
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