Jokes Inspired by French Impressionism

(to be read with the most over-the-top French accent you can muster)

What did Degas yell at the fine arts auction?

Show me the Monet!

What did van Gogh ask at the record store?

Do you have that on Cassatt?

What did Gauguin say to his canvas stretcher?

It’s Toulouse-Lautrec!


I came up with all these jokes myself, as far as I am aware.

Notice what a woke bloke I am — I included a female artist! (Mary Cassatt was born American, but spent much of her adult life in France, where she became a close friend and collaborator of Degas.)

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Editor of No Crime in Rhymin' and Language Lab | the Woke Bloke ..."come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side"

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