marjorie, no!! by uncanny conincidence, you were in my dream last nite — it wasn’t anything elaborate or NSFW, and I was going to let it go but now here it is: I was getting into my car, in some nondescript location, and I noticed this gorgeous strawberry blonde with tattoos that Dan Brown could craft a plot line around and eyes straight out of a St. Patty’s Day Parade, leaning casually against the rear door (it was a hatchback or station wagon, apparently). somehow I knew immediately that it was you — and for inexcusable reasons I just got in and drove off anyway! hey, it was a dream, and I must have been in a hurry, and yes I felt like an a$$ immediately …

I want you to know I would never do that to you in real life …

from the first time that you — and I quote — “zomg hate clicked” one of my early articles, and left a sweet reply, it has been wicked fun and educational to interact with you. good luck, and know that I will keep tabs on you — in a non-stalky way — on social media or the Creative Onion or wherever your journey takes you. Cheers, Joe

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