Meg, as a proud Mainer,
a Down East entertainer,
I doubt you’d peg your accent to Baahston …
As tidy as your writing is
You would also be remiss
To leave your cah’s bumpah bent, aah rustin’
And so I will venture a guess:
it’s your fridge shelves that impress,
What do ya say, our very own Jane Austen?
