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Writer Gets In Shape For Another Year Of Savage Political Satire, 7-Days-A-Week
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Joe Váradi

Joe Váradi

Jan 1, 2018·1 min read

Strength & Perseverance for the New Year, AI. I hope that Shit will indeed Get Real for 45 in 2018.

Here is my own batch of imagined forward-looking headlines

Trump Posthumously Removes Dodo Bird from Endangered Species List

and other headlines that would no longer surprise us

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  • Satire
  • Donald Trump
  • Politics
  • Humor

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