The new consigliere of the Trumpino Crime Family ova' here —a Spicer like buffoon, but SO much more…

And you can shut it with the jokes about how I look like a Wolf of Wall Street extra or a Dad who would bet on Little League games or the man who made your mom stop dating. Those are illegal now. I’m Second President.

The President Won’t Have to Pardon Anyone Because He Made Me Second President So I’ll Do It

Devin Wallace

Joe Váradi

Jul 27, 2017·1 min read

The new consigliere of the Trumpino Crime Family ova' here —a Spicer like buffoon, but SO much more chisel, polish and olive oil

Devin Wallace

Joe Váradi

Jul 27, 2017·1 min read

Joe Váradi

Editor of No Crime in Rhymin' and Language Lab | the Woke Bloke ..."come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side"

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