The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

… an expat in East Asia

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artist: Damon Yuen

I come to realize that I will not be making my debut on the Taiwanese television commercial scene as either a salesman for sensitive gum toothpaste, or as a huckster for contact lenses that can make the world’s most famous secret agent shoot straight again.

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artist: Benedikt Luft
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the university campus in Tainan

that’s right, we are to complete the scenery by strolling by in the background, at a comfortable distance from the frolicking park patrons, on our way to spread the word of God as globetrotting missionaries of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

my Valencian wing man and I are nowhere to be seen.

For reasons that will forever remain shrouded in mystery, our pious biker gang of two had been Photoshopped out of the final product …

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