…ng on. You probably took your cousin to prom or you’re a member of a men’s rights advocacy group or you think that it’s pronounced laxadaisical. I’m very sorry if any of those things are true. But seriously, knock it off with the ‘young lady’ b…
wait … it’s not? I mean — I knew that, but many people, many fine people, on both sides, did not. Believe me.
Cara, there is a lot of great stuff here, bravo (is something older people say). You will have a long illustrious career here, and I will one day look back with pride to have been among your single-digit followers.
Let me prepare you for the typical Medium career trajectory: Stage 1 — wallowing in obscurity. Stage 2 — long periods of unrequited frustration, punctuated by brief pangs of recognition-fueled euphoria. Stage 3 — fame, fortune, unconditional love by armies of adoring fans. I am a Stage 2 myself.